Wonderfully Weird

Put a deposit doen on one of these lil guys today! Soo amped. Get to take him home around August 10th! :) #puppies #yellowlab #yellowlabpuppies (Taken with Instagram)

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Haven’t actually written a story on my blog in a long ass time. But-I think this is necessary. 

So I’m at the doctor today, getting my yearly pap smear (I know, delicious) and she tells me to scoot to the end of the table. So I push myself to the end of it and right at that point my vagina is out for her to see and at that exact moment she says “woah!!!”

At first I think “omg wtf is wrong with my vagina?!” and then hear her say “I just meant…” and start busting out laughing. She then finishes her sentence with “That you seem so flexible, you just moved down in one fluid motion.” 

yeah bitch…yeah. The only thing I can do is laugh because only me…only fucking me. 

Omgggg. Which one should I pit on first?! Decisions decisions… #sallyhansen #saloneffects #nailpolish (Taken with Instagram)

Amped as fug about my new polish. #glitternailpolish #chinaglaze (Taken with Instagram)

My job can be cute on occasion. Say hello to chesterrrr! #cat #kitty #meow (Taken with Instagram)

Korie just ran into my room and said “katee look what I can do. I cant believe this, I dont think anyone else can do this” and then proceeded to put this marker up her nose. (Taken with Instagram)

Lmao. All tucked in for the night. (Taken with Instagram)

Livin the life. (Taken with Instagram)

Birthday girl with her awesome cakes I made :) #birthdaygirl #21stbirthday (Taken with Instagram)